"An average man thinks about sex 7 times a day."


YES , i know its a weird starting line.
But guess where i learnt this ? CHURCH !
haha how cool is that.

today's service was about relationships .
and apparently , the first need of a woman is ....
DRUMROLLS...
affection.

and the first need of a man is..
DRUMROLLS..

lol this is gonna be damn funny ...

sexual fulfillment.

LOL!

pastor kong then told us an average guy thinks about sex 7 times a day.
FREAKY.

lol they put up a little play , DAMN FUNNY .

there was the husband and the wife lah.
first day.


wife cleaning house.
husband : dear, can we have sex.
wife: but i have to do the house chores!
husband : never mind lah , gogogo
wife rolls eyes and gets pushed into the room.
crowd laughter

second day.
wife watching tv.
husband: dear, can we go to the room now.
wife : but we haven't eaten dinner yet!
husband: nvm lah, later i buy dinner for you.
wife rolls eyes and gets pushed into the room.
crowd laughter

third day.
wife getting ready to go out.
husband: dear, where you going?
wife: i'm going to meet susan.
husband: but i want to make love.
wife: cannot lah im going to be late already!
husband: susan can wait i cannot wait!
wife rolls eyes and gets pushed into the room.
crowd laughter

LOL. somemore that was only one part.
and the husband remind me alot of MR.HBK ! ROFLROFLROFL

then at the end right
pastor kong was like
"husbands, tell your wife 'i will give you affection for the rest of my life.'"
then 2 secs after tt evryone laughed.
cos can you imagine the wives saying
"i will give you sexual fulfillment for the rest of my life."? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
so pastor said
"wives, tell your husbands, 'when you want it just tell me.'" and evryone luffed like siao.

hahha anyway im posting with my BRAND NEW ASUS MINI LAPTOP !!
haha okok i wan sleep . bb